Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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im on a boat
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