White coat. Heels.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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