yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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