TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize