Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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