Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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