yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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