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• (845): View more from New York

  even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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• (916): View more from California

  They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something

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• (917): View more from New York City

  M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There is a pube in my fucking eyeball

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So. How about you can get tequila certified...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.

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• (619): View more from California

  So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017

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