come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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