do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed