my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I need moral support for this bender
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
