i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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