he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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