my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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