forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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