It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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