Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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