just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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