I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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