Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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