I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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