I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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