my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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