More tranny stories later!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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