Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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