I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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