When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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