bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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