i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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