I love black thongs
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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