They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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