is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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