Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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