As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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