Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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