Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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