32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
