is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize