and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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