I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Fuck appropriateness.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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