Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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