you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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