The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
