it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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