is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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