I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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