So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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