She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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