I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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