I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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