I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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