$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
