Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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