I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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