i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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