Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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