so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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